Thursday, January 14, 2010

Cross the border...

CROSSING THE BORDER OF THE COUNTRY

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded As Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To Prison And Deported.

And Finally,

. "WELCOME HOME!!!"

If You Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get A, Ration Card, Voter Identification, Passport, Haj Subsidy, A Drivers License, Identity Card, Job Reservation, Special Privileges, Credit Cards, Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, Free Education, Free Health Care, A Lobbyist In New Delhi And Voting Right.

But those buggers don't Like "Vande Matharam" or "National Anthem" and they want their own rights !! what a shame.

Who is responsible? is it the lastbencher politicians who rob all our money and feed these "bugs" and these bugs bite us one fine day? or are we responsible for electing those idiots who don't have any vision? or is the law if rotten and need some massage?

There were some cases where terrorists crossed borders and paid some peanuts to officials to get all required document all the way upto citizenship.... this says some message

Bharat Matha Ki Jay , JAI HIND

coming soon...

................. coming soon...